Muses and Musings

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wordsallowustolive:

Idina getting all the hate for the Oscar performance like.. I swear the music/orchestra or whatever was going at a much faster pace then normal and she looked like she was panicking and really struggling to stay in time with the change in pacing? And I swearrrr her voice sounding like it was going which explains the last note but idk man I wish I hadn’t watched it now but I don’t think it was her fault

Wait, people think it was HER fault? You can tell the orchestra was speeding up, and she was getting angry about it! she did her best. she had no time to breathe, so of course her voice cracked at the end. It was in no way her fault. I agree with you.

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laserelectric:

can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

No, can I explain how true this is? I took french for twelve years. from kindergarten to senior year. and from kindergarten to third grade every subject was in French. and I would ALWAYS stumble over saying the year because I had to literally do math to figure it out every time. Mille neuf cent quatre vingt dix-neuf (1999) pissed me off. its literally saying one thousand (mille) nine (neuf) hundred (cent) four (quatre) twenties (vingt) ten (dix) nine (neuf). so yeah one thousand nine hundred four twenties ten nine. Have fun with THAT

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connected-to-harley:

Can you imagine if Pepper and Tony were to ever have kids that in the delivery room the nurse would try to hand Tony the baby and he’d just look at it like

i don’t like to be handed things

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errandofmercy:

cosplay-in-the-usa:

mattsmithshairflop:

sclez:

carnivalowl:

Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual or pansexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.

You’ve found out my secret.

I just want to bang everybody all the time.

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oh shit they know

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YOU SHOOT ME DOWN! BUT I WONT FALL! THIS IS VIBRAAAAANNNNNIIIIIUUUUUMMMMM
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Reblog if you identify as asexual

emerald-world:

Please reblog if you identify as asexual, grey-asexual or demisexual

If you are NOT asexual, grey-asexual, or demisexual but still believe it is a legitimate sexuality reblog THIS post

I’m preparing to come out to my parents

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carryonmy-assbutt:

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latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”

*thousands of cups of tea smash to the ground in shock*

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